1. (Source: sandandglass, via onlylolgifs)

     

  2. gilinskytbh:

    baesicdallas:

    So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

    image

    "my ass"

    open 24 hours

    (via sannao75)

     
  3. suckonmynick:

    Me going bowling

    (Source: bgc-land, via chantillylacewithaprettyface)

     

  4. telapathetic:

    sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

    (Source: telapathetic, via sniffing)

     
  5. (via shut-uhp)

     
  6. prettyboyshyflizzy:

    openyourearsnlisten:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    This is cold blooded :(

    Shit I spit my juice outta my mouth 😂😂😂😂😂

    lmaooooo

    (via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

     
     
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  9. nurdsite:

    My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

    …they are no longer friends.

    (via shut-uhp)

     

  10. trencly:

    tips on how to properly enter my room:

    1. do not

    (Source: trencly, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  11. anasamazing:

    where are the lies

    (Source: emojinalgirl, via bambieluvsu)

     

  12. suspucious:

    i hate it when people shit on others’ excitement. like “hey! i got a new computer!” “that’s nice, but mine’s better” or “hey! i finally killed that guy that’s been bugging me for weeks!” “what the fuck i’m calling the police” unbelievable.

    (via tinyfieryexplosion)

     
  13. weloveblackgirls:

    Lmfaoooooooooooo

    (via theuppitynegras)

     
  14. itsmemacleod:

    thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

    (Source: taggedrne, via sniffing)

     

    1. me: *stubs my toe*
    2. me: *sings the intro to "immigrant song"*